POTASSIUM

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j5h:

j5h:

my dick is itchy I think i have herpes

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(Source: j6, via ruinedchildhood)

rocketpowers:

there are teenagers who have unprotected sex but have a case for their iphone

just let that sink in

(Source: sluttyteenwolf, via fake-mermaid)

fiyhi:

patron-de-los-santos:

mcdamnright:

So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.

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I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.

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Then I was like “No.”

well no wonder why it was in the thrift store

but shit it was 99 cents

(via jazzzberry)

neometalfaggot:

when ur mum looks through ur stuff without permission

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(via encourage)

nepetasfatcock:

polarisopposites:

this is one of my favorite posts

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH GOD i SNORTED FCUK OH GOD

(Source: solluxander, via pin0y23)

lowellicious:

when skinny girls hear the end of Anaconda

vine by chrischris

(via louyonce)